Reese, Dewey and others in “Billboard”

Reese

Check out that pig!

Dewey

You don't have to talk about them like that. They've been really nice to us.

Malcolm

Yeah, they really believe in this stuff.

Reese

That is such a load. Every woman down there is just here because they're jealous.

Malcolm

Of what?

Reese

Of the fact that they're not hot enough to be strippers. They act like they're all offended, but really they're just mad about their own giant butts. Believe me, in their heart of hearts, every woman wants to be her. [Points to the billboard girl]

Malcolm

What about Mom?

Reese

We're not talking about moms. We're talking about women.

Malcolm

So all women want to be strippers? There are no women in the world who want to be doctors or lawyers, or anything like that?

Reese

Cut the act, Malcolm. They can't hear you. Just because they look like dogs doesn't mean they hear like dogs.

Dewey

I'm sleeping on the other side. [He and Malcolm move away from him]

Reese

Come on, I was just being honest! [Scoffs] So whipped!