The Army. What do you expect from people who would give Reese a gun?
Oh, that's right, it's the Army's fault that your brother gets killed.
Now Lois, we can't blame Malcolm for stealing Reese's girl and causing this whole mess in the first place.
Huh?
Kids his age are nothing but raging hormones and hideous self-involvement. They are all immoral little creeps.
Don't defend him, Hal. Just help me make dinner.
Great, angry meatloaf. Thanks a lot.
[to audience] I don't have to worry about Reese. All he has to do is lay low and not do anything stupid... Oh, God.
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