[Malcolm and Dewey show their lists of "Mean Things Reese Did" to each other]
"Lighter Fluid Donut." That's worse than stealing a girlfriend, right?
I don't know. Were you in love for the first time with that donut?
Shut up, Dewey! I had every right. In fact, I owe him!
So you're saying if he dies, then you'll be even?
I didn't say he was going to die!
Malcolm, he almost killed himself with Bisquick once.
I'm just saying he deserves whatever he gets. [Sighing] No, he doesn't. That's something that Reese would say. I'm not Reese. Just because he's horrible doesn't mean I have to be. I'm better than that.
Wow, for a brother-killer, you sure are conceited.
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