You know what else is strange?
What?
Have you heard a bird or a cricket or anything in the last two minutes?
No, everything has gone quiet as a graveyard.
[Lois and Malcolm turn around and gets scared to see an enraged Ida at Sylvia's doorstep]
JUDAS!!!!!
Mother, what are you doing here?
[in a sarcastic voice] "Oh Mommy, I'd love you to come to my baby's party". Do you think I was born yesterday?! I could spot lies coming out of your mouth before it had teeth in it!
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