I just remembered, tomorrow I'm getting waxed.
“Victor's Other Family” · Season 5
In this episode: Grandma Ida (3), Lois (2), Malcolm (1)
You know what else is strange?
What?
Have you heard a bird or a cricket or anything in the last two minutes?
No, everything has gone quiet as a graveyard.
[Lois and Malcolm turn around and gets scared to see an enraged Ida at Sylvia's doorstep]
JUDAS!!!!!
Mother, what are you doing here?
[in a sarcastic voice] "Oh Mommy, I'd love you to come to my baby's party". Do you think I was born yesterday?! I could spot lies coming out of your mouth before it had teeth in it!
SSylvia
Ida, I think you should know that besides the restraining order, I have a knitting needle. All right, it's a crochet hook.
Listen to me, tough guy. I know about Victor's other pension. Victor worked for Paragon Brush from 1960 to 1964. Manitoba law states as common-law wife, I am entitled to that pension.
SSylvia
I really don't know what you're talking about.
The truth will burst out of the grave and strangle you and your whole family.
[walks towards Ida; in a sotto voice] Mother, we'll discuss this later. If you don't turn around and leave, so help me God, I'll rip the wig off your head and everyone will see your TICK SCARS!
[Ida and Lois faces each other momentarily.]
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