[In the sewers]
Oh man, we're lost!
What?! No!
[feigning panic] Oh man! What are we gonna do?! [to Malcolm, smugly] Nice! We got him crying, the pansy!
No, we really are lost!
[truly panicked] What?! What are we gonna do?!
I knew it! I knew you were gonna find some way to ruin this for me! Even when you're trying to be nice, you make me miserable! And now I get to die in the sewer! A perfect end to a crappy life!
Shut up, Dewey!
All right, let's focus on finding a way out of here. Stevie's mom must be worried about him--
Shut up... about... my mom!
What? I simply made a comment.
You're... a perv!
I can't help it if have a healthy interest in the opposite sex.
Well... they don't... return... the favor!
What does that mean?
Girls... hate you.
That's not true!
Yes, it is. Come on, Reese, you're a joke.
Yeah, even I know it.
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