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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 3

Artie, Eric and others in “Jury Duty”

AArtie

I may be fat, stupid, color blind, and dyslexic, but at least I don't have three nipples.

Shut your trap, that's a mole. (to Pete) And you, your family changed their name so you couldn't track them down, no one will miss you.

PPete

I'm pretty sure it starts with an O.

All three of you are useless, pea-brained idiots. And for your information, I do suffer more than everybody else (eric makes a face) this is ridiculous let's just vote on it.

Who Votes for Francis? (everyone except Francis raises their hand)

Who Votes for Eric? (everyone except Eric raises their hand) Artie? (everyone raises their hands again) Pete? (everyone raises their hand) Four votes, the hut is spoken.

PPete

No, you tricked me. no, no---- (eric and artie drag pete out the cabin door as francis watches in disgust) he'll reject me, i've tried me, i taste awful (cackling)

All right, that's the worst thing any of us has ever done. I'm not proud of it but i really don't think we had a choice.

Like i care about your opinion on anything.

Wait a minute. Why do we hear eating?

(truck engine starts) He Got To The Truck!

FEFrancis, Eric & Artie

Pete! Pete! Pete!

PPete

See ya back-stabbing sons of bitches in hell!

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