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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 16

Reese and Lois in “"Traffic Ticket"”

Reese

[as Lois is pulled over by a cop] Make a run for it, mom. We can be on the news.

Lois

[ignores Reese and pulls over] All right, no one makes piggy sounds! No one claims they smell bacon! And no one claims they've been kidnapped!

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