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S2 E16

Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 16

Lois, Hal and others in “"Traffic Ticket"”

Lois

I am not taking traffic school.

Hal

Honey, if you don't take traffic school, you'll get a point in your license.

Lois

I'm not getting a point in my license because I'm taking this to court. I did nothing wrong and I got three eyewitnesses to prove it. They saw exactly what happened.

[The camera comes up to Reese and flashbacks]

Lois

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

[as Lois is saying "blah," Reese is taking gum off his shoe. The camera comes up to Malcolm and flashbacks]

Lois

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...

[As Lois continues quacking, Malcolm is drawing a pirate on his arm. The camera comes up to Dewey and flashbacks]

Lois

Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey...

[As Lois is saying his name, Dewey is driving the wheel as Lois is in the passenger's seat.]

MRMalcolm, Reese, & Dewey

You're right, mom!

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