[After Lois tells Francis that he owes the family $747.13 for the unpaid parking tickets.]
This is totally unfair! None of this would've happened if you weren't such a reckless driver!
Excuse me??!!
When I park too close to a mailbox, I didn't endanger anyone's life.
I didn't endanger anyone. I was pulled over by a corrupt cop for a traffic violation that I didn't commit!
[sarcastically] Oh, but when I say I've been framed by the cops, you send me to military school! Ironic, isn;t it?!
That cop was out to get me!
Of course he was. Everyone's out to get you. And the neighbor's cat's the ringleader. Didn't you know that?
Ha-ha, you can laugh all you want, Francis. But until you come up with the money, you are not coming home.
Where am I supposed to get $700?! You're just using this to keep me here.
Yeah, that's right. It was the cat's idea.
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