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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2

Dewey, Hal and others in “High School Play”

Live, live, die! [Picks up Playmobil man from table and throws it away] Live, live, live, live, die! [Picks up another man and throws it away as Hal enters]

Hey. What happened to the Judicial system, presided over by a tribunal of wise elders?

I had them lined up and shot.

You know son, maybe you've been spending too much...

Silence! Seize him! [Hal looks around and is startled by the Playmobil men arranged on the top of the buildings]

All right, son. I think it's time you goose-stepped off to bed. [Picks up Dewey by his shirt and drags him off]

Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my men!

[Lois arrives home]

Hal! Why is this still here! [Slips on a lose piece of Lego and screams as she falls in slow motion, knocking down the whole Lego society as she goes while Hal and Dewey watch in horror] Ow.

[Reese runs in when he hears noise]

No fair! You did it without me!

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