FMr. Flerch
: [after Chad bites his finger]: Ow! Now it's a matter for the police
Excuse me, Mr. Flerch?
“Buseys Take a Hostage” · Season 6
In this episode: Dewey (2), Francis (2), Malcolm (1), Reese (1), Eric Hanson (1)
Dewey: We gotta get out of here. Let's go call the police.
You're just gonna bail?
You don't understand these kids. If I fix this problem, there's going to be a hundred more. It never stops with them!
Dewey, you don't get to choose the people who need your help.
FMr. Flerch
[Removes his duct tape from his mouth with his struggles and exposes Mr. Jeffers, the school principal at Dewey's school.] It was all his idea! I was just his obedient stooge. He dangled assistant vice principal in front of me. [sobs] It came with parking.
I wonder who would get the worst penalty, a bunch of emotionally disturbed kids who tie up people for a while. Or the trusted public servant who forced them into slavery. We could ask a judge or everyone could keep quiet about everything.
[untying the two janitors] Is that all right with you guys?
[One of the janitors, Jorge whispers in Spanish to the other janitor (who understands what he's talking about) in regards to both Mr. Flerch and the school principal.]
JJanitor
That depends. Can we get five minutes alone with these guys before you untie them?
[Mr. Jeffers and Mr. Flerch are concerned as Dewey smiles.]
[At the house, Lois is seen pissed off with Reese as she grabs the clothes to take into the boys' bedroom as Malcolm comes in with his basketball.]
What's up with mom?
Mom saw my report card and I flunked all my classes.
What?
Every single one of my finals, I got all the questions wrong.
Oh my god.
[ecstatic] I know. Now I get to repeat my senior year! Isn't this great? I've been working so hard on it. I made sure I flunked every class so completely, I couldn't make it up in summer school. Now I don't have to move out, go to college or get a job for a whole 'nother year. This is the greatest achievement of my life.
[Lois comes in completely mad at Reese more after hearing his confession]
Yeah, I know, mom.
[Lois leaves and Reese is drinking his soda in excitement as Malcolm leaves.]
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