Thank you so much for letting us be a part of Dewey's birthday. You're enjoying your special day, son?
I expect nothing, and I'm still let down.
Even though the mashed potatoes are not supposed to come with the duck, cram them in there anyway whether the duck likes it or not.
WWaiter
Ma'am?
The beef. Even though it's the carrots that are the problem, I'd like to exclude the broccoli.
WWaiter
That may work as a metaphor, ma'am, but you're really screwing up your entree.
Reese, your punishment isn't over until that bathroom floor is so clean you'll be eating off it. Which is what you'll be doing for the next three weeks. And get rid of that thing, it's disgusting.
[offended] Disgusting?! If Malcolm made another him out of hair, you'd be throwing a parade for him, right now.
[The vacuum sucks up Reese's peeled skin suit]
[shrieks] Noooooo.
It just took it.
That could've been me. [unplugs the vacuum] I need five minutes alone with the vacuum. [takes the vacuum and leaves]
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