Malcolm in the Middle · Season 5
[Hal is speaking in angry gibberish]
[looks at Hal] Was that "scramble" or "strangle"?
What are you guys talking about?
You know what we're talking about! Last week, you...
[The scene changes]
I can name Third World countries where stuff like that happens all the time!
What am I going to do with you, Reese?! I don't want to say this is a new low, because every time I do, you take it as a personal challenge!
[After Reese ends an argument by telling Lois and Hal to shut up, reducing them to stunned silence]
[aside] Oh, boy. In this family, that's what we call "The Closer". We now know that Reese is definitely not living here for the next few days. The only question left is who gets to take the credit.
[after finding out how Reese paid for his new apartment]
Reese, I really owe you some thanks for giving me some faith in myself. The next few days, I will be saying very little. I will be deciding on a punishment. Ideas are already popping into my mind, it's really very exciting! But I don't want to get hasty and leave either of us feeling dissatisfied!
[Hal opens the door, Lois drags Reese out by his ear.]
Ow! Are you going to drag me all the way home?!
Well, we're taking your ear there. If the rest of you wants to come, that's fine, too.
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