Mad Season 1 quotes

Well, it's been a month; kids. Looks like Santa isn't coming after all. [Santa falls down the chimney, covered in smoke]

C- Couldn't you hear me? I was screaming for help in there!

Uh, do you have our presents?

Presents? I ate them!

But I want our laptop!

Yeah, I ate it! It's been a month, people!

We made you cookies.

Huh, well; isn't that great. Here, let me put you on the list here.

Is that the good list?

Yep! [eats the paper] Trust me. That went down a lot easier than the computer.

I'll be your friend.

Um, you're the lunch room guy.

So, you're just a piece of cauliflower.

[noticing cheese sauce stain on himself] Wait a minute. Is this cheese sauce?

That's it! Rampage! [kicks Odie, knocks off plant]

Hey, my drapes and plant!

Antique's Roadshow?

Oh. I thought that was Honey Boo Boo. [sounds of car screeching and crashing]

My drapes and my other plant!

I think you're thinking of Annoying Orange.

[reads the book, looks at the page to make sure] Oh, so I was. Man, I hate Thursdays. [segment ends]

Dear Notebook, tomorrow's the first day of school and I haven't spoke to anyone all summer, but I really want to turn that around. [the book comes to life with a face]

How about if you stop listening to a book and gets some real friends, bozo! Come on, computer!

Hi, I'm Charlie! [Spider-Man webs him] Hey, what are you doing?

Spider-Man

People don't know this, but I used to be a wallflower just like you. So I'm gonna teach you how to be a cool and confident wall crawler.

Spider-Man

[after hitting Charlie with a chair] Yeah, still not there yet. Still not there.

Spider-Man

[to Charlie during bridge scene] I said swing, not lie on the cement!

Spider-Man

Hey, everybody! These spiders are for Charlie! [jumps up and down, spiders fly everywhere, people screaming and ending the segment]

The Land Before Adventure Time. Mondays just a little bit before Adventure Time.

You know, I hate being here; folks. Why don't you people hate clouds?

What are you doing?!

Nothing.

You two are the worst! All you do is sit around, play video games, and say "dude" too much. Yet somehow, all these boring things completely destroyed the city! [view of the destruction of the town] What happened to you?!

[as the other dragon breathes fire into the same nose] Smells okay to me, but then again; you just destroyed my nostrils.