“Dear Notebook, tomorrow's the first day of school...”

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CCharlie

Dear Notebook, tomorrow's the first day of school and I haven't spoke to anyone all summer, but I really want to turn that around. [the book comes to life with a face]

NNotebook

How about if you stop listening to a book and gets some real friends, bozo! Come on, computer!

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