SASoundtrack Announcer
Aquapella: the tuna you can't get out of your head!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
NANyefall Announcer
James Bond will return [a question mark appears] if this guy ever stops talking.
RKRyan King
Ah, who am I kidding? [jumps] Geronimo! [burns to death, segment ends]
CICat in the Hat
In this box of all things you could wish! You like all these things, you silly old... [finds out the fish is nowhere to be seen] fish? Hey, where'd that fish go?
PPiscine
[muffled talking] Fish? What fish?
WWriter
Theodore Gei-- you know what, better change your name so you can't be sued. Just call me Dr. Seuss. [segment closes]
LPLipstick Parody Man
Lipstuck: buy some today! I think it's just red glue. Here, let me test it out. [puts Lipstuck on it, muffled talking; closing the commercial]
HMHorror Movie Announcer
Did Anybody Get Mom a Card? 'Cause moms are crazy about that kind of stuff!
JBJames Bond
[after shooting the falling guy] Uh, hello? Ambulance? Hello? Gosh, this thing doesn't work at all.
BBook
Hey, don't you criticize my best friend! [teacher faints]
BFBenjamin Franklin
Oh, but I'm so hungry!
[cues title card "Benjamin Franklin: Cherry Pie Eater"]
BFBenjamin Franklin
Yes!
SShark
[to viewers] Never bring a swordfish to a gun fish fight.
Bakin': He's one tough cookie!
SStormtrooper
Alright, we need to shoot the power generator so the shield goes down. What you want to do is take your rocket launcher and... [Mr. T. throws the rocket launcher at it] hey, what are you doing? [the generator explodes] How'd you do that?
TMr. T
I threw it hard!
[last lines]
CChef
You know the show's over, right?
[punches the chef in the stomach] I know it's over!
GIGuy in Crowd
How else are kids going to be interested in the movie about a dead president?
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