You had everything you ever wanted. Everything! And you loved it! And now I'm not good enough for some spoiled, mainline brat?!
That's right!
S3 E13Shut the Door. Have a Seat
[Answers the phone to a call from London] Saint-John, how are you?
SJSaint-John Powell
What in God's name is going on over there?
I think at this point it should be very clear.
SJSaint-John Powell
You're fired. You're fired for costing this company millions of pounds. You're fired for insubordination. You're fired for lack of character!
[cheerfully] Very good. Happy Christmas!
BBert
Young men love risk because they can't imagine the consequences.
You old men love building golden tombs and sealing the rest of us in with you.
S4 E1Public Relations
WR[w:Roger Sterling|]]
A wooden leg. They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.
[to Don] You know something. We are all here because of you. All we want to do is please you.
HFHenry Francis
[about not yet selling the house] Don, it's temporary.
Believe me, Henry, everyone thinks this is temporary.
[about Bethany Van Nuys] You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.
S4 E2Christmas Comes But Once a Year
AAllison
Good time? Bad time?
Yes.
What about our other clients?
We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.
I don't hate Christmas. I hate this Christmas.
How can you stand going to the hospital every day?
PPhoebe
I love working at the hospital. People comin' into the world, people leavin' it. Everything happens there.
In a nutshell, it all comes down to what I want versus what's expected of me.
S4 E3The Good News
We're going to the movies.
Do you think we should?
Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
SStephanie
So I'd say Laura was the worst roommate. She had a nervous breakdown. One morning she's reading the Bible instead of her Psych book. The next morning she woke me up, leaning over me with this crazy smile, and said, ‘Morning, Stephanie. Have you heard the Good News?'
There are worse things.
No there aren't.
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