MacGyver quotes from MacGyver

Never thought I'd owe my life to a traditional English breakfast.

If you've got something to say, you should say it. Or it's just gonna tear you up inside.

See, I came out here cause I wanted my life to be different. I believe that's the way you make the world better, one person at a time.

Murdoc! (often said softly then backround music being to build tension.)

Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right.

We want to go with you.

Where?

America! America!

Right, right.

The US of A. Clint Eastwood! Coca-Cola!

Yanna...

Girls just want to have fun...?

You Gypsy?

No. Not that I know of. Why?

Because it takes a Gypsy to catch a Gypsy.

[fires shot] HALT! That is far enough! [walks towards MacGyver] The map.

Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.

You amuse me.

[shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]

OOOH! [falls to ground]

Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]

I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable.

Then how do we do it?

We fake it.

[puts tuxedo coat on MacGyver] Not bad. You look like... James Bond.

I feel like... [fake English accent] James Bond.

(waking MacGyver up) How can you sleep?

(groggily) Usually, it's no problem.

Catlin

I haven't seen you around.

Haven't been around.

Catlin

Good luck.

Somehow, I know you mean that.

[Laura runs into MacGyver's arms and he holds her off the ground] Darling!

Oh, I've missed you, MacGyver!

Elegant as ever.

As beautiful as ever. And oh so sexy! How did Bill ever see you before I did?

Oh, just lucky, I guess.

(needing to straight Torgut's broken leg) Of course, you know we're going to have to give it a pretty good yank to straighten it, get a splint on it.

Well, what are you waiting, Doc? Let's do it!

Oh, I was just wondering...

Do you have any doubts you can do it?

Oh, no, that's no problem. It has to do with Curie's Law.

Curie's what? Curie's Law?

Yeah. You know, the one that say the magnetic susceptibility of a paramagnetic substance is inversely proportional to the absolute temperature. You know.

The magnetic susceptibility of the...

On the other hand... don't think about it.

Oh... whew. You're real slick, MacGyver.

Well, naked dancing girls might have been a little better, but... you know.