This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland.
“Hellfire” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: MacGyver (4)
[Laura runs into MacGyver's arms and he holds her off the ground] Darling!
LFLaura Farren
Oh, I've missed you, MacGyver!
[checks him from head to toe]
LFLaura Farren
Elegant as ever.
As beautiful as ever. And oh so sexy! How did Bill ever see you before I did?
LFLaura Farren
Oh, just lucky, I guess.
(needing to straight Torgut's broken leg) Of course, you know we're going to have to give it a pretty good yank to straighten it, get a splint on it.
TTorgut
Well, what are you waiting, Doc? Let's do it!
Oh, I was just wondering...
TTorgut
Do you have any doubts you can do it?
Oh, no, that's no problem. It has to do with Curie's Law.
TTorgut
Curie's what? Curie's Law?
Yeah. You know, the one that say the magnetic susceptibility of a paramagnetic substance is inversely proportional to the absolute temperature. You know.
TTorgut
The magnetic susceptibility of the...
[MacGyver abruptly straightens his broken leg]
On the other hand... don't think about it.
TTorgut
Oh... whew. You're real slick, MacGyver.
Well, naked dancing girls might have been a little better, but... you know.
BBill
(carrying unstable dynamite) You ever drop one of these?
Not recently. You?
BBill
Well, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, a guy once bet me that I couldn't balance a stick of burning dynamite on my forehead.
Yeah, what happened?
BBill
Blew my head off.
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