“Cease Fire” quotes from MacGyver

Control Tower, all clear.

So, how did you do this trip, MacGyver? Do you think they'll have a settlement today?

We're gettin' close, Danielle.

That's wonderful. The Azmirs have been at war with the Samadians for a long time, haven't they?

Yep.

I'm going to need a nail.

What for?

Well, if I can weld a good spark plug it'll replace the electrode.

How are you going to weld it?

With wire, a battery, and jumper cables.

How do you come up with this stuff?

Well, the stuff's already here. I just find a different way to use it.

If you've got something to say, you should say it. Or it's just gonna tear you up inside.

It was not a smart thing to do.

It was your idea.

My idea?

I had something important to tell you. You said if I had something to say, to say it. It woulda been kinda tough to tell you if you were halfway across the lake, wouldn't it?

Well, yeah.

Anybody got a knife?

I do. It's got a lot of different blades.

I know.