Just tell me what you want me to do!
ZZoie
To help me find the holy grail!
Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!
NNewscaster
Leaders of the economic summit in Geneva vowed to ratify the interim agreement. In other news, the war against the powerful drug lords of Colombia has taken a new and dangerous direction. Narco-Terrorism has been unleashed on the United States soil with the same degree of arrogance as the declaration of war made by the Medellin cocaine cartel leaders against the Colombian government last month.
You're going to have to help me on this. I need a bunch of plastic. Something like, uh, garbage bags. Heavy-duty kind.
Heavy-duty garbage bags?
Yeah. And this bamboo scaffolding. About a hundred feet should do this.
Can we discuss this?
No. You don't want to know.
Oh, my god, I just figured out what you're doing. You know what I think? I think you're crazy.
Give me a few hours, you'll know for sure.
It flies! It really flies!
(surprised) Of course!
EVErich von Leer
You're very fortunate to have such caring friends, Mr. MacGyver. I'm sure that your expertise would be very useful in our quest for the Temple of the Holy Rose, but, uh, as I said before, you're just too dangerous.
[looking at the Pendulum trap MacGyver is in]
EVErich von Leer
Intriguing, isn't it?
EEunice
Here you go, luv. A traditional English breakfast.
ZZoe
Cold toast, runny eggs, and prune juice. Swell.
Never thought I'd owe my life to a traditional English breakfast.
Where'd you say they had the artifacts?
ZRZoe Ryan
Downstairs in the study.
The study have a fireplace?
ZRZoe Ryan
It does. Why?
I'm afraid I have an idea.
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