Lisa quotes from MacGyver

Hey, you're like me. You make do with what you got.

Yeah, I guess I do.

My husband's name is… Nicholai Kossov.

Kossov? Major Nicholai Kossov? I know him. I escaped from him in Hungary.

I was ordered to attract you, yes. It was my job. But you must know, MacGyver. It was not all lies. There were real feelings, too.

I wish I could believe that.

You were both unbelievable.

Jack

Ah, shucks, ma'am, you're just saying that because it's true.

There's a great deal I want to tell you.

Why bother?

I will take care of MacGyver.

Why?

Good question.

In case you have forgotten, Major, we are not really married. This is my business.

And my death was faked so that your people would believe the information I gave you. I had to authenticate it by dying.

And now you come back to life to con me into stealing the dragon. Pretty complicated.

The Ming Dragon is a major treasure of the People's Republic of China. And the United States agent stole it.

Ah. But, brave Soviet agents are going to recover it. And, in a gesture of socialist solidarity, hand it back to Beijing, right?

Yes.

[sarcastically] Gee, that's neat. General Racoubian moves up a couple of notches, maybe to Politburo... and little Lisa comes right along. Good career move.

[drops her eyes in shame]