Chuck quotes from MacGyver

Maybe you were in prison for having a lousy sense of humor!

Acrophobia wasn't on your application for this program. Are you hiding anything else?

Just my pride.

(while looking at a high, rickety bridge) The brochure said this was going to be a stress-free weekend.

Come on, Chuck, you're not afraid of falling, are you?

No, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that worries me.

I'll brief you on each of the next four days as we go along. Any questions?

Yeah, what's for dinner?

A gourmet selection of the finest freeze-dried food known to man.