Lupin III quotes

I'd been meaning to ask you: How'd that flesh wound of yours heal up?

I'm as good as new.

Really? Ooh... [He takes a look between Fujiko's breasts] I'll just...

Lupin!

Whoooooa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!

Hey, we've done all we can for the guy.

He's on this own this time.

Whoa, what's that? [Lupin speeds uncontrollably in his direction] Hey, wait a minute!

I can't stop!

It's Lupin! [He decides it's a good idea to run back in the other direction] Hey! Whoa!

Pops! Wait! Please help me!

Hey! Get away from me! [Zenigata runs down a hill shoulder with Lupin bouncing close behind] Get away from me! What are you doing? Let go of me!

Help! Help!

Well, give my regards to Speed Racer. I bid you adieu.

[into his hat] Penis!

Pardon?

Ow. Must have caught a cold or something. [He feigns another sneeze] Asswipe!

Who are you?

[sarcastically] I'm Jerry Lewis!

You've lost weight!

I'm a very grumpy guy.

Hey, Goemon.

Yes? What? Well?

It's Fujiko. She wants to talk to Lupin.

Uh-oh.

I know. I'm afraid just hearing her voice. It's gonna be enough to make him jump out the window or something.

BANZAI!

You know?

Now here's a map, whether you believe it or not. I think it's in some kind of code.

That looks like... hieroglyphics!

What the...? [She tenderly touches Lupin's chin as he trembles] You know, I don't understand what you're saying to me, Lupin, and that really ticks me off.

It's the curse of King Tut. I already did that one!

But it's kind of cute, you know?

Okay, so who've you ticked off?

No one.

[to Lupin] He's got a point. I mean, you're the annoying one on this team.

So, Goemon, what do you say I handle this one?

And why?

I'm just saying, in case it is a personal thing, I mean, you know...

That maybe I would... lose control?

No, not at all. Come on, Goemon. Don't take it personally, okay?

Just tell me. Is there something you're not saying?

No. What in the hell could I possibly know about him?

Huh? There's a light on. This guy's brazen.

And I didn't just bathe in there, either.

What's this?

Well, with books, it usually helps to open them up.

Whoa, what's all this?

Well, it's your ancestor, Goemon the Tenth, having a bad hair day, apparently.

If that doesn't tell you how close they were, then maybe I could draw you a picture.

Uh, no, that's alright.

Holy crap, where is he, damn it all?! [He opens the door, smashing the Chief] Chief, are you here?!

Cause if we do fail... It's... [He makes a throat-slicing motion and a gagging noise]

Don't worry about it, Chief. This one's a no-brainer.