Lupin III quotes

Old Pops is going to be really disappointed, but at least he didn't go empty-handed, you know?

[laughing] Pops is really in for it now. They are not amused. [He and Fujiko laugh] I can't watch.

Okay, Goemon. You take his right leg, I'll take his left one.

Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Guys! Easy! Ow! Ooh! Uh! Ooh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Poor Lupin.

[from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!

What happened? Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. [He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow] But that horse laxative almost did me in.

Shut up and have some dignity, for god's sake. [Fujiko blows a raspberry at him] Real mature.

What? But, hey! What about all the money?

Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.

Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...

What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?

Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.

This is great. I mean, this is the ultimate mother of all birthday presents. Can you imagine her reaction when she opens it up? "You're giving me the Black Panther? Oh, Lupin, I love you! Come over here, I want to be your little pussycat!" [He makes kissing sounds near Goemon]

First, I'm not a prop for your sexual fantasies. Secondly... [He pushes Lupin away] You don't have it yet.

[showing the hotel clerk a picture of Lupin] This is what he looks like. Well, most of the time, I mean. Sometimes he's a woman, or an eskimo, or... Anyway, have you seen him?

It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.

I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.

[suddenly appearing at the window] Well, well!

Usually, anyway!

All of you, out of the car now!

Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!

Where the hell are these guys going?

Beats me. Better not be one of those three-hour tours you hear about on Nick@Nite.

[chuckling] Yeah.

Sounds to me like someone's afraid he might not measure up.

Oh, that's ridiculous, man! My resemblance to Dillinger inspired me to pursue this career!

[smiling mischievously] What, his scrawny ass?

Okay, fine! If it'll shut you up, let's just go!

Can't you read? This is a restricted area. Women only. Where's your registration tag?

[leering] Gee, I forget. I guess you'll just have to frisk me.

That's no way to charm a lady!

Oh, like I'm gonna take lessons from you!

[to Lupin] You're coming with me! [Fujiko knocks him out] Ow.

Clumsy me.

Mobilize the tanks!

Ja wohl!

[gagged with tape] Not the tanks, you big gorilla! Can't you see? That's just what he wants! He thrives on chaos!

[through his gag] See you later, Lupin! You'll be hearing from me!