Fujiko quotes from Lupin III

The sun, it's setting. [He coughs] Seems kind of early for it. But I guess it's... [He coughs again] ... Just my time. [He faints]

[thinking he died] No, it isn't, Lupin! It's not your time yet!

Lying on that alleviates your stomach thing?

I didn't get to where I am today by taking a lot of stuff for granted. Get what I mean? I ain't movin' until I unlock this!

What a big pain in the butt.

Hey! Speak up, I can't hear you!

Oh! Uh, never mind. Just some girl stuff, is all.

[about the diamond] Now I can't seem to decide if I should let Pops lick this thing or not.

Can we vote on it?

You know, in all these years, you've never given me a simple goodnight kiss.

Just the cheek. Wouldn't want to arouse you.

Any old cheek you want, I've got four!

Buy a Q-tip, will you? That's really gross. Better luck next time.

Huh...? Of all the friggin'... Earwax?!? [He sits on his bed, angrily pulls off his shoes and tosses them out the room, inadvertently hitting the two chameleon men]

Lupin, it's me. What the hell's going on? Where am I?

Finally! Damn, you're a heavy sleeper. What do you mean, where are you? You're in Hafner's mansion.

[about the dismantled robot] Well, why don't we get to work on old Humpty Dumpty?

That doesn't sound good. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Don't worry. I've done this twice before.

You've assembled a robot?

Nah. A ship and a tank.

A ship and a tank?

That's really quite impressive.

Yeah, used to spend all my allowance on those hobby kits of model ships and tanks.

Huh?

You mean you've been talking about model airplanes and toys?

[after completing the robot] Sure. Keeps a young man's hands out of trouble.

[nervously twiddling his thumbs] I never told you about this, Fujicakes, but I very nearly took up the bassoon.

And I very nearly took up with a baboon.

Very funny.

[to Jigen, who is snoring in the seat next to him] Didn't you mention you were a fan of all this classical crap?

[to Goemon] But they could stay up all night for some kung-fu epic.

[cradling him] Lupin! Hang on!

There's only one way to wake up from hypnosis. [He kicks Lupin squarely in the behind]

Lupin, since when were you a fan of classical music?

Well, Eroica is a good lullaby, you know?

Did you just feed me something?

[coyly] You're right.

[giggling] I get it. You wanna go all night, right?

It's the opposite.

The opposite?

It'll make you sleep like a log.

Sleep like a...

I can't do something this silly anymore.

Me neither.

We're out of gas.

There's a gas station over there.

This isn't a car!

[dazed] Fujiko, what do you conclude from this?

Let's see... Be careful of the floor and the stairs.

Oh yeah, that's right. [He faints]