Fujiko quotes from Lupin III

Lupin! [He rushes forward and shakes the dozing Lupin by the head] Wake up, Lupin!

Three billion, six hundred and fifty seven million, six thousand...

[smacking Lupin lightly on the head to wake him up] What kind of talk is that? We know the guy's real identity now.

Lupin, what are you doing? [She runs up to the gang] Is that the Venus statue? It's pretty.

You can see it behind the camels?

What camels?

When I find that old lady, I'll show her who's boss.

[standing on Jigen's shoulders] I came to Broadway for this?

[standing on Goemon's shoulders] The four of us had to be mobilized for that?

[standing on Fujiko's shoulders] Just a bit more... there... just a bit more...

[disguised as a pilot] We're carrying too many people. One person has to get off or we're going to crash.

[fighting a thumb war with Zenigata] That's what he says. What are you going to do, Pops? I don't want to get off.

[also fighting the thumb war] I don't want to get off here either.

You've done it, Lupin!

Yes, but he eats like a horse, pardon the expression.

Fujiko. Fujiko.

Lupin.

You're not hurt?

I know you look serious but this really must be some kind of joke to you!

[disguised as a messenger] Inspector, I've got news for you.

Regarding Lupin?

Yes. He's targeting a bank at the Hexagon City.

Give it.

Call me back. I'm busy.

Oh, dear. The Lupin I know wouldn't act so cold.

Who's that? Oh, Fujiko.

I'm in San Francisco, and I need your help.

Oh, you're in Frisco? Right, I'm on my way. [As he hangs up, the shark bites him on the hand. A wave crashes onto him. As it turns out, he was dreaming, and the wave that hit him was water from a vase he knocked over while trying to put the receiver back. He lies half out of his bed, still holding the receiver]

[over the phone] Fujiko dear!

[in the bath] Lupin, I won't see you any more.

Sorry. Just wait for me. Kissy kissy!

Calling Fujiko again?

How do I look? Am I sexy?

Oh, Lupin, what's happened to you? You look so thin!

The apple is actually a laxative to help with bulimia.

That figures. After all the trouble to get it, it turned out to be a laxative.

So, Pops, can you do me one last favor?

W-what? Why are you being so polite?

Well, you know, you're going to have us executed, so... I was wondering... Could you marry Fujiko and I first?

Lupin...

Please, I beg you, Pops.

I'd like to ask that of you as well, Inspector Zenigata. [to Lupin] To tell you the truth, I've loved you all the time.

Fujiko... [to Zenigata] See? Please, Pops. I beg you.

Fine, I got it. I'll see what I can do.

This is my secretary.

[disguised as a secretary] I was just bringing you drinks.

[with an upturned glass on his head] So I see.

Where's Goemon?

He went off to crash.

How can he sleep when there's eight million dollars waiting for him?

Why did you die and leave me on my own, Lupin? I... I loved chasing you. [He buries his face in his fist and cries]

Hey, Pops! What's up? Did someone die?

Lupin! You're alive? [He dodges as Fujiko drives past him]

Lupin! Wait for me!

[overjoyed] Freeze, Lupin! You're under arrest!

I told you, we're not teaming up.

It's not that. I need a woman's nursing hand. [He sees Mark and Vivian playing with Lupin's Walther and Jigen's Magnum] Shut up! That's not a toy! [He and Jigen snatch their weapons back]

[hearing the commotion of children] Lupin, are you hiding in a kindergarten?

No. OUCH!

Well, I'm too busy to help, plus I don't want to.

Please, Fujicakes! We're in an apartment in the East Village!

No!

Aw man, the old man finally bit it.

I feel a bit sorry for him.

[devoutly clasping his hands together as he floats into the sea] Well, he's got a special reservation on his arrival in heaven.