Zenigata quotes from Lupin III

[as Zenigata] I do admit to sort of a perverse admiration.

Admiration, my ass! Why don't you just admit it?! You ARE in love with the guy! And you always have been, haven't you? You big egomaniac!

Zenigata.

Hey, man. How's it hanging?

I was just...

I refer to that big wad of drool hanging from your chin, you slacker. Then again, in your dreams is the only place you'll ever catch me.

Bet you haven't even tried the most obvious thing.

No! Hold it, Pops! Wait!

Help me! Please!

What the hell's going on here, Lupin?

Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens all the time around here. She's like some kind of evil witch.

[lifting Zenigata out] That's just great. Either of you guys wanna lend a hand?

Uh, Goemon?

You need to remain calm.

All right, you guys calm down. I'll freak out!

[answering the phone] Good morning. Zenigata speaking. WHAT?! IN A HOTEL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!

[disguising his voice with an accent] The point is, he's here now. Aloha.

Uh, listen. Uh, you'd better come along with me right now.

Pops, I can't play right now. Sorry. Gotta go. Take care.

Wait! Lupin! Hey!

Not so fast, wise guy! [He launches himself at the car and throws his handcuffs forward. As Lupin drives off, Zenigata finds that he's handcuffed several sticks of lit dynamite. He realizes what it is and runs off] Help! Somebody help!

By the way, Pops, how come you're going out of your way like this for her?

Well, it's because...

You're in love with her, aren't you?

[blushing furiously] D-d-don't be ridiculous! I'm a public servant!

[grinning mischievously at Zenigata] There she is!

[bashfully covering his face with his hat] Oh, come on, Lupin!

[over the tape] Never, Laura.

[over the tape] Oh, I love to hear you say my name. Say it again.

Shaddap!

The guy in the convertible that just went by seemed kinda strange.

Let him go. I'm not in this one.

'Kay.

Stop! You're under arrest, Lupin! You hear me? Just pull over now... Or not! I gotta admit, I really love the chase.

I sure wish he'd reconsider his role in this whole enterprise.

Sorry, sir, about your game.

Bugger off.

[confused] Uh, you just... [They slam the helicopter door] You go on ahead, sir. I'll take care of everything.

After him! Lupin has escaped! Don't let him get away!

[gleefully sarcastic] Yes, what a shame! Lupin has escaped!

Damn it, Lupin! I'm going to get killed because of you. I'm totally going to haunt you.

I don't mind being haunted by a cute girl. Not sure about you, Pops. And I really feel for you guys, having to take care of a klutz like Pops!

[disguised as Napoleon] Inspector Zenigata, why don't we make a deal? I hate Lupin for putting me through this. How would you like to capture him yourself?

I'll take you up on that offer!

L... Lupin...

What's the matter? Aren't you pleased?

[sniffling] I'm sad because a good man has died.

A good man?

Lupin, if you're alive, let's fight again.

L... Lupin... We were on different sides of the law, but I liked you.

[in thought] I like you, too.