Lupin quotes from Lupin III

I mean, even if a thing like this worked, what would anyone use it for? You wouldn't happen to have a giant paperclip on you, would you? [He tests it] Not much of a super electro-magnet.

[about Kyoransky] Does he replace all those chandeliers every time he kills somebody?

You see, I figured out how it is you managed to control with that glittering baton of yours. It emits a high-pitched sound, like a dog whistle. But, you see, the thing is, yours only produces a single tone, whereas mine, on the other hand, has, um... One, two, three... Boy, there's a lot.

Who put all this pepper in here?

[tapping the face of Napoleon, who is disguised as him] Wow, what a heavy sleeper.

Music isn't all about ballads.

Sure would be nice, going up to Heaven with Pops, hand in hand.

Why would I steal a pencil-eating cat?

My life needs excitement, not cuteness.

[putting the cat in a letterbox] Post! [The young man hides in an alleyway as Bucky, Butcher and Vivian run past. A mailman drives by Lupin on a motorcycle and hands him a package. He opens it and the cat emerges. It jumps onto his shoulder affectionately] Why me?

Stop the noise! [He makes faces at the cat, like a parent would to a baby]

You're a strange cat. How is this tasty? [He tries one of the "pencil shavings" and finds it to have a familiar taste. He inspects the shavings closer] This is dried tuna.

Go on! Go away. Shoo, shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Go on. You rascal. [The cat, in its unconditional love for Lupin, starts to walk away, but decides it will refuse to leave him and walks back towards him] I'm a dog. [The cat, who doesn't speak or understand human and finds Lupin entertaining, meows with delight and jumps onto his leg] Oh, good grief.

[previewing the next episode] "My only goal is to arrest Lupin." Bah! And now Old Man Zenigata is playing Chuushingura to arrest me! The next one is "Operation Chuushingura". See ya!

Ouch! What did you do that for? [He reaches for his biscuit again but Jigen slaps his hand away and points at the weeping Goemon. Lupin leaves the theater] Just like kids, coming to watch Chuushingura every year. Are the Japanese idiots?