When I found out about the Fae I knew that had to mean that Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster and Little Miss Piggy all existed but Baba Yaga can't, okay? She can't!
S2 E4Mirror, Mirror
You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me?! What are you?! Fourteen?!
Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga via Kenzi!
Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!
KHKenzi and Hale
Hey! Not fair, man!
Dyson, this THING took Kenzi! Stupid, stubborn, HUMAN Kenzi! And if you don't help me get her back, I'm gonna make this curse look like a teddy bear's picnic!
Of course I'm gonna help. I'm still me.
Yeah? Sometimes I wonder.
S2 E5Brotherfae of the Wolves
[Bo and Kenzi walk behind him] What?!
Goosebump alert! How did you know we were gonna ask you something?
Yeah, we didn't say a word.
Yeah, you two never shut up. So either you're scheming or it's my lucky day. Thing is, I'm not that lucky.
What am I? A German Shepherd?
Oh my God-Guys, this just in! You're a policeman who's also his own police dog! [Bo laughs] How did I not see this before?!
CCayden
Me an' the boys made some cash. Spent most of it on booze and women...(wry grin)...the rest we wasted.
It is a riddle cloaked in a mystery wrapped in layers of hot, hot manliness.
Wait, there's a Fae black market? Somebody had GOT to get me a Cherry Coke! [Cayden looks at her] What? They're like really hard to find.
S2 E6It's Better to Burn Out Than Fae Away
[watching Kenzi pour syrup on her pancakes] You want some pancakes with your syrup?
One more word. One more word and I'm having Siren with my syrup.
You're getting nasty in your old age.
She fell into the bottom of two bottles of wine last night.
Here- Check this out. [takes Kenzi's hands and whistles]
Oh... my- [takes off her sunglasses] Oh my God, my headache is gone. How did you do that?
I got skills.
Will you marry me?
Nah, you drink too much.
S2 E8Death Didn't Become Him
Why do I have to touch it!?! Eww, eww, eww...(she opens up Hale's shirt and stares in awe as he's amazingly hot/gorgeous)
Can I help you?!
Huh? Oh,ummm, nothing, I'm just, uhh, sizing you up to see if I have anything that would fit you.
Uh-huh.
Kenzi (with Tori lying on the floor): I killed the Glaive's daughter - I KILLED - the Glaive's daughter!
Dyson trusted me, he depended on me - this poor girl -
Who doesn't drink coffee? I mean, it's just - it's just coffee! You have it with breakfast, or when you're sitting in a cafe pretending to write a novel - it's not a drink! It's a hug!
She was in my care -
I'm gonna be Fae food - oh my God, they're gonna lock me up with a crazy beast and watch as he eats me for breakfast! Maybe with a coffee! (She slaps Hale)
What'd you hit me for?!
Why didn't you tell me she couldn't drink coffee?!
S2 E9Original Skin
WWoods
So, you’re friends?
Yeah-
Kind of-
Kind of?
Mmm, it’s complicated. I’m an all-powerful siren, you’re a lightweight.
I’m wicked, you’re a wang.
I’m playing it cool. I don’t want the bounty hunter to know about us.
About us what?
About us anything. [later] Fine! Fine, we’re friends! Ok? Friends, BFF’s! Pinky swears, borrow each other’s bras--[Desperately]Can we go now?
Trick (discussing the Nain Rouge): What did you see?
Some damned effective birth control.
KIKenzi [in Dyson's body]
[pours a shot of vodka] Come to mama! [takes the shot] Whoo- Five shots and I am feeling fine! Woo! Lordy, lordy, this body can drink! [Dyson in her body walks by] Hi, me!
KIKenzi [in Dyson's body]
[seeing Dyson leave] Oh, whoa, whoa- Dude! Booby trap!
DIDyson [in Kenzi's body]
It won't leave a scratch. Promise.
KIKenzi [in Dyson's body]
[grabs her jacket] It's chilly out there. [gives it to Dyson] I'm allergic to peanuts. And my hair does this crazy thing when I get out in the rain-
DIDyson [in Kenzi's body]
Kenzi, I'll take care of your body. [walks away] Every powerless human inch of you.
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