[hearing Kenzi scream ] Are you okay? What's wrong?
[throwing the broom ] Cruddy broom totally bit me!
Really? The big talker who survived basilisk poisoning gets TKO'd by a broom?
Oh, like you've never been suckered by a big shaft of wood.
I'm sorry, okay, but you're freaking me out! We should be out there dusting bad guys, not actually dusting!
I'm just trying to scrub away- The wolf who shall not be named.
Bo...you're binge cleaning.
Spring cleaning of the heart starts with spring cleaning of the hearth.
Look- Bo deserves una casa that has that fresh from the dentist feeling. But I am not genetically programmed for housework. And she doesn't earn enough moolah to get me the squadron of maids I deserve!
Well, if you want some spending money, I'll hire you on for some shifts.
Work for a living? Do I look like a chump?
If I say yes, do I still get that beer?
I got a shot for that in kindergarten. Keep walkin', pal.
M Mumphert
I'm a Brownie. I clean houses.
Before you... devour the inhabitants?
M Mumphert
I try to stay out of the way. Mostly I work at night. So quiet. You won't even know I'm there. And I do it for free.
[quietly ] Mumphey! Have a seat! [walks over to Trick and whispers ] Brownies: perfectly harmless or lock-up-your-honeys?
They eat honey, not honeys. In fact, they like it in their porridge.
What else do they like in their porridge, huh? Nuggets of girl-brain?
A drizzle of virgin blood?
All they eat is cereal and honey.
Okay, so what you're saying is, he is Trick-certified safe to take home?
[Mumphert gives Bo hot-chocolate ] Guess what I brought home!
Um, confusion and chocolate-dispensing terror?
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