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Lopez vs Lopez · Season 1, Episode 1

Mayan Lopez and George Lopez in “Pilot”

[Mayan Lopez destroys the wall with a hammer.]

Mayan Lopez

Freaking bitches! (breathing heavily)

Mayan Lopez

Oh, man. I didn't know I had that in me. I guess I got that from you.

George Lopez

You didn't get that throwing the hammer down thing from me. You got it from your mom. Ta loca. I'm scared of you. Put that in the truck.

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