[First lines of the series]
George Lopez
Oh, my God! Why are you shaking your nalgas for the whole world to see?
Mayan Lopez
I'm connecting with other women who have daddy issues.
George Lopez
Oh, I'm sure you'll connect with some daddies on there too.
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