Rosie quotes from Lopez vs Lopez, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her bra. So today I'm here to seek breast-itution.

Rosie

Oh, he took everything from me. The least he could do is let me keep that ring! (sobs) Was that good? 'Cause I could do it again.

AAll

♪ Corte! ♪

JJusticia

Stop that, Señor Lopez. You could lean back into last week, and your head still wouldn't look any smaller. You're here to sue your ex-wife. Care to tell us why?

George Lopez

Uh, yes. This bruja ruined my life. I am a hard working small business owner of an affordable moving company, Lop E.Z. Movers. Please follow me on Instagram at L-O-P-E...

JJusticia

Silencio! This is a court of law, not a place for you to shamelessly advertise your business. And we'll be right back after a word from our sponsors.

AAll

♪ Corte! ♪

S1 E20 Lopez vs Corte Caliente

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George Lopez

I don't have a calendar. On the day of a move, I get a call from the client saying, "Where the hell are you?". Then I tell 'em, "Around the corner!". And I jump in the shower.

Rosie

Landing this commercial move would be big for us. There's the client. Remember the number one rule in business. Shut up. Let me do the talking.

George Lopez

Hi, there, I'm George Lopez, founder of Lop E.Z. Movers. As you can see, I only have the strongest members on my crew. Momo here can do 50 push-ups.

S1 E21 Lopez vs Bucket Crabs

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Rosie

On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

[Rosie throws the game controller to the floor, and the game controller is now broken. Chance Lopez becomes sad and he bursts into tears.]

CLChance Lopez

You broke my controller!

S2 E1 Lopez vs Sobriety