George Lopez, Rosie and others in “Lopez vs Corte Caliente”

My ex-wife kept the wedding ring, and then hid it in her bra. So today I'm here to seek breast-itution.

Oh, he took everything from me. The least he could do is let me keep that ring! (sobs) Was that good? 'Cause I could do it again.

♪ Corte! ♪

Stop that, Señor Lopez. You could lean back into last week, and your head still wouldn't look any smaller. You're here to sue your ex-wife. Care to tell us why?

Uh, yes. This bruja ruined my life. I am a hard working small business owner of an affordable moving company, Lop E.Z. Movers. Please follow me on Instagram at L-O-P-E...

Silencio! This is a court of law, not a place for you to shamelessly advertise your business. And we'll be right back after a word from our sponsors.

♪ Corte! ♪