[The episode begins with a view of the city-planet of Acmetropolis in outer space, with a ship flying towards the planet itself. The scene then changes to inside of Acmetropolis, where we get a glimpse of the Loonatics Tower under a starry night sky. The screen shifts into double-vision mode, where we see the Loonatics fast asleep while the suspicious ship enters Acmetropolis, heading towards their headquarters. Slam eats a chicken leg in his sleep, Tech talks and sucks his thumb in his sleep, and Rev tosses and turns at a fast rate in his sleep. The screen cuts to inside the ship itself, piloted by a cat wearing cyborg body armor named Sylth Vester, descendant of Sylvester.]
SVSylth Vester
Firing cat claw bombs! Time for a rude awakening.
[He presses a switch firing missiles at the Loonatics' HQ, where they start attacking the Tower by shooting at the core of the headquarters over a set of anime-styled speed lines. The attack sets off an alarm, waking Ace and everyone else up, except Duck.]
FLFemale Loudspeaker Voice
Warning! Warning! Enemy vessel detected!
[Sylth Vester's missiles continue attacking the Loonatics Tower while Ace and his teammates prepare to counterattack the invaders.]
Rev, initiate counter defense measures! Lexi, put on your Brain Blast helmet and get ready to fire! Tech, raise the thunder shields! [Tech activates the shields, blocking any further attacks.] Slam, get ready to launch volton rockets! [The Loonatics take their positions as the yellow rabbit puts on his Laser Vison helmet and activates his laser cannon.] Ready to channel laser blasts, now!
[He fires his Laser Vision at one of Sylth Vester's missiles, destroying it. Lexi puts on her Brain Blast helmet and activates her Brain Blast cannon.]
LLexi
Counterattack initiated!
[Her eyes glow pink as she fires her Brain Blast at another missile, destroying that one over another set of anime speed lines. Sylth Vester watches this and growls angrily.]
SVSylth Vester
Need more firepower!
[Slam activates his rocket cannon and fires beams at a third missile, destroying it over a third set of anime-style speed lines. The Loonatics continue their counterattack against Sylth Vester's invading forces when Ace notices Duck is not present.]
Hey, uh, a certain someone seems AWOL. Anyone seen the Duckmeister?
[The scene changes to Duck's room, where Duck himself is still sleeping despite the invasion.]
[Tech's green triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics Tower.]
Give us the scoop on this hard hat, Tech.
TTech
[contains the Bio-Tech Parasite inside a small dome] Well, to put it simply, it's an extraterrestrial Bio-Tech Symons Parasite that enables the host with thought control levitation powers.
To put it simpler, a thingamajig.
Mmm-hmm. But, pizza guy said he couldn't control his actions.
TTech
That's right. Once the "thingamajig" attached, it took over his free will and acted only on his deepest, darkest desires.
LLexi
[munches on some pizza] And those deep dark desires scored us plenty of free eats for saving pizza guy's boss.
[Slam eats two pizza boxes. Duck looks on in annoyance.]
At least take them out of the box first!
TTech
[to Ace] He's lucky you blasted it off when you did, or it would've stuck to him permanently until it decided to leave on its own.
[Just then, Rev appears, zooming in with his eyes glowing red, dusting, polishing and tidying the room for important visitors he invited over.]
A window there. Anybody else run the dishwasher?!
LLexi
Rev, what's the rush? Dig in.
[gives Lexi a plate and napkin] Sorry. Can't. No time. Gotta clean up. Gotta get organized. [dusts Ace's chest and brushes Tech's teeth] Gotta make HQ ready for visitors, whom I forgot to mention I invited, and are coming out of town, and they will be here any second. [wipes Slam's chin and dusts Duck's pizza, then he hears the doorbell ring, as if on cue.] Which would be this second! [runs off, dropping the duster onto Duck's pizza. He then greets the visitors at the door, which turns out to be his family. His father is named Ralph Runner, his mother is named Harriet Runner, and his brother is named Rip Runner.] Mom! Pop!
There he is! How's that son of mine? It's so good to see you after such a long, long while of not seeing him and now finally seeing him in his new digs.
AHHH! My brain is melting! There's a whole family of them! I'm checking into a hotel!
Uh, folks, I think you need to slow down just a little for their sakes, okay?
That old scrap heap? He's been working on that thing forever.
No sweat, Rev. Spend some time with the family. If any end of the world crisis comes up, we'll give you a buzz.
[Rev's red triangle appears on the screen, then we go to the Robo Amigo factory in the desert.]
RRRip Runner
Adults don't need a Robo Amigo. Pa should sell it to kids.
RRRalph Runner
[Pats Rip's head] Rip, stop bothering your brother. Can't you see he's doing important work? [Looks to Rev] Now, how's my genius with a wrench doing?
RRobo
I can make anything fun.
[Sigh] Well, still a few bugs technically-wise, but marketing-wise how about we sell him to kids instead of adults?
Why th-th-th-th-that's brilliant!
Hey, what am I? Invisible?
Ah, thanks, Tech. If you weren't a coyote, and a guy, I'd kiss you!
TTech
Then lucky for me, I'm both. [The scene changes back to the Runner residence where the two Loonatics are trying to figure out how to fix Robo Amigo.] Hmm... Sensors, chips and security interface all checks out fine. Maybe the glitch is in the remote.
[He presses the button on the remote, but Robo Amigo comes to life by itself and flies around the two anthros. It then headbutts into Tech, sending him over the cliff.]
[frantically] Don't let it go over the... [grabs Robo Amigo] ...cliff.
[Too late. Tech falls down the cliff for the third time, with his arms crossed in annoyance. Rev looks on in worry for the coyote and glances at Robo Amigo, but is then relieved to see Tech come back up again by using his rocket boots.]
TTech
I came prepared this time.
Great, Tech, but what about Robo Amigo? If it's not an internal problem, then what's flipping it out?
TTech
Something external. Robo Amigo's being controlled by someone or something on the outside.
[And he's right. Robo Amigo escapes Rev's grasp and lifts itself up in the air beside the red Loonatic's brother.]
And that would be me, bro.
[shocked and horrified at seeing his younger brother possessed by the Bio-Tech Parasite] Rip?! Is that you?
How does it feel to be a super failure, Rev?
TTech
He can't help himself! He's possessed by the Bio-Tech Parasite! It's making him act out on his deepest, darkest feelings!
Time to show Pop who's top bird. I've discovered what I'm super at: destroying things! And there's no better way to begin my new career choice than with the biggest target of all: Acmetropolis!
[He takes off into Acmetropolis with Robo Amigo in his possession while he laughs maniacally as Rev and Tech watch in horror. The screen fades to black, then the scene changes back to Acmetropolis itself, where a car is thrown into a building and lands on the ground, damaged as Ace and Lexi leap out of the way.]
People of Acmetropolis, fear for your lives! [Rev appears.] The Rip is on a tear! [laughs evilly] Ha! I've already got a signature taunt.
I'm really sorry about everything, but I don't see my family very often and when I do see-
[interrupts] Hey, it's OK, Rev. We all have family problems sometimes.
TTech
[lands next to his teammates] We've got even bigger problems. When Rip snatched the Parasite, he also took my Molecular Reconstructor.
LLexi
[sarcastically] So, what's he gonna do? Make Robo Amigo "Tiny-Amigo"?
TTech
[off-screen] No, quite the opposite.
[Sure enough, Rip uses Tech's stolen Molecular Reconstructor to enlarge Robo Amigo into "Giant Amigo" and the mega-sized possessed robot lands on the ground while people run away screaming in fear for their lives as they try to escape Rip's Amigo-style reign of terror. Robo Amigo then starts to roam around the city and cause damage to Acmetropolis.]
RARobo-Amigo
Come on, people! Let's have some fun!
Pop says I have no ambition. How's that for thinking big? [laughs evilly]
RARobo-Amigo
[wrecks a building] Destroying the city is fun!
Fleeing, panic, screaming! It's good to finally be noticed!
RARobo-Amigo
Come back! Don't you wanna play?
[holds his scepter up with both hands] At last! I'm free!
Hey, hey! I was quoted out of context.
LLexi
I'll show you out of context!
[She Brain Blasts Duck in the butt.]
YEOW! Hey! That's no way to treat a national treasure!
Let's go teach Dr. Dare a little somethin' about the past.
[Slam's purple triangle appears on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics heading to the Museum of Greek History to investigate the scene of the crime.]
At last. Get ready, Acmetropolis. I'm back, and this time, my conquest of the surface world will not be denied!
TTech
Time to chase out these rocks!
[Tech uses his one of his inventions to fight the rocks, which turns them all into water.]
[Tech howls]
Foiled again! Nooooooo!!!
I have a feeling when we find Massive, we'll find Fudd. [His yellow triangle appears on the screen again.] Let's jet!
[The Loonatics leave their HQ to make Fudd the huntee in order to turn the tables against the hunter. Ace's yellow triangle appears on the screen once again, then the scene changes to the team putting their plan into motion.]
Once Fudd sees me all alone, he won't be able to resist making his move.
LLexi
Isn't this pretty risky?
It's the only way to flush him out and get him to lead us where he's holding the others.
[The scene fades into Duck, who's complaining about Ace being the best crime-fighting superhero.]
World's best crime-fighter my eye. [crosses arms] I don't remember voting on that. If you're a rabbit, everyone's kissing your fluffy white. [wags his tail feathers] But, if you're a duck, the boot to the keyster, and a trip to the Chinese jelly where you hang upside down in a golden glass cage. [lands on his head] It's all so despicable.
EJElectro J. Fudd
[aiming at Duck] Fire! [He fires a net at Duck, trapping him to where he can't Quack himself out of the net.] I gotcha!
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