The Loonapests! I thought I buried all of you down below.
LLexi
Haven't you heard? Down is the new up!
Yeah, we would've called first, but you were unlisted.
And now, we're gonna stop your insidious plan, stone cold!
[chuckles] Stones are my domain, Duck. [waves his hand over some gem stones, which turn green.] But, there's no reason you all can't join my little rock group.
[The Jade Serpent powers up around the Loonatics as the power of the crystal made it's way around their bodies to slowly turn them into stone.]
Hey! What's with the rock candy?
You'll become my own personal statues. A commemorative of what once was! Not that I'm paying tribute to you.
TTech
Ace, if we don't shut down that machine now, the entire planet is gonna-!
[Before he could finish, the glowing energy clams his mouth shut. Ace, seeing the angle surfaces on the rock from above, use his Laser Vision to bounce off of them and into the Jade Serpent to free him and his teammates, much to Dare's horror.]
My lovely Jade Crystal! No!! [The heroes are freed, forcing the mad scientist to retreat.] You'll never catch me!
LLexi
Hit it, Ace! Maneuver 29! [Ace launches her at Dare.] Okay, Dare! Let me help you crawl back under the rock where you came from!
[She kicks him backwards off his throne platform and lands in front of Ace, who's eyes glow yellow and takes out his sword. The two then engage in a swordfight. Dare kicks Ace backwards, then the rabbit charges back at him over some green anime-style speed lines and strikes him back, knocking him flat on his back. He then gets up again.]
Power of the Crystal, be mine!
TTech
[while he tries to start the digging machine again] Come on! Ugh, fine. [he then gets fried, turns to dust and then revives himself with his healing powers] There has got to be an easier way to be a hero.
TTech
[after Rev snatches an explosive from his hands] Rev, get rid of that! It's set to blow!
You got it! [throws the explosive. It bounces on some cosmic energy and lands in Tech's palms]
TTech
Oh dear. [the explosive blows up Tech making him all crispy]
[zooms up behind Tech] Whoa, did you see that! It stopped in mid-air! Man, Tech it was that strange cosmic energy! This time it knocked the charges off. How do you explain that? But really Tech, thanks for saving my life.
TTech
[weakly] A pleasure as always.
[Tech heals himself with his healing powers]
LLexi
Tech, you put the "boom" in "kaboom".
[It is then revealed that the cosmic energy was coming from a large and strange villainous red and black dragon ship where inside, a mysterious half-cyborg faced man with purple and white hair is covered in the aforementioned rainbow cosmic energy all around his body. This villainous man is Zadavia's evil brother, named Optimatus.]
Twice, I have attempted to destroy Acmetropolis. The first time, I misjudged the meteor's effect. [He watches the Loonatics' Space Stream return to Acmetroplis as he angrily bangs his fist onto the screen.] The second attempt was just demolished by those so-called Acme Heroes. But, the third time, the third time will be the charm.
[He clenches his fist and laughs evilly as he flies away from the screen. The episode ends and the credits roll, followed by the Warner Bros. Animation logo.]
I think it's time we take a trip to the big top. Let's jet.
[His yellow triangle appears, then the scene changes to the Loonatics heading to the Galactic Oddities Space Circus ship.]
Maybe we'll get free passes to the Interstellar Orbiting Space Circus for doing a good deed for returning an Intergalactic Oddity to its home. Oh, yes! It'll be so cool! I love the circus. There's so much good stuff to eat! Candy and popcorn and delicious taffy. It'll be totally sweet, sweet, sweet!
[The monkey chirps excitedly in her cage, to Duck's annoyance.]
[annoyed] Hey! Zip it, Lizard Lips! This is all your fault!
[Lexi giggles at him. Tech's eyes glow green as he uses his magnetic powers to take the cage away from Duck, then gently sets it down and opens the gate to let the monkey out.]
TTech
You're free to go, little one.
LLexi
Well look on the bright side; it can't get any worse than this.
[regenerates himself using Tech's powers while having heard everything Duck said, angrily] So, you're the one! I always suspected it might be you, but, how could I just come out and accuse you without any proof? [angrily points at Duck] Man, it's been bugging me for months! I don't know why I'm surprised, really. Duck, if I had to pick one teammate who would stoop so low-!
[glaring at Rev, annoyed] I liked you better when you were a smoldering husk.
LLexi
Oh, hey! That'd be me!
Oh, I did forget one thing. Duck, we need to talk. Alone. Now.
[glares at Slam then looks back fearfully at Zadavia, groans meekly] Help.
[The final scene of the episode is a shot of the Loonatics' headquarters while zooming out to show the rest of Acmetropolis below the tower as the episode ends and the staff credits and the Warner Bros. Animation logo roll.]
LLexi
A thief? Isn't that beneath us super types?
Not if he's a super thief. Let's jet!
[His yellow triangle pops up on the screen, then the scene changes to the Loonatics flying over to the museum to deal with Massive, who is already inside preparing to rob more expensive items as the citizens flee from the building, screaming in terror.]
Methinks this place is empty.
LLexi
Chill, Duck. Methinks there's somebody thinking louder than any of us. [Her eyes glow pink as her ears perk up.] We're not alone.
MCMallory Casey/Mastermind
Give that dog a bone! Nice to see you again, Tech.
TTech
I wish I could say the same.
We must use this power to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations... and then, conquer them all!
LLexi
[About Ace's apparent death] He was the best leader. There's nothing left...
Hey, who you calling nothin'?
LLexi
[Hugs him] Ace! We thought we'd lost you!
Hey, careful! You'll wrinkle the space suit!
LLexi
[Hits him] You scared us! We thought-
TTech
According to this, he's Pierre Le Pew, the head of the illegal "Extreme Ultimate Intergalactic Only One Fighter Comes Out Of It Alive Federation".
[Gasps] Not the E.U.I.O.O.F.C.O.O.I.A.F.!
He probably kidnapped Slam and made him fight! I've heard about those illegal fights. They take place in this floating arena that's constantly moving. It could be anywhere.
TTech
The rumors about those fights are awful. They fight until... Well, until...
[jumps in] ...the loser kicks the bucket, buys the farm, takes a big dirt nap, meets his maker, cashes in his chips!
LLexi
[worried] You mean, if Slam doesn't win...
[also worried] He's a goner.
[Both rabbits look at each other in worry for Slam, knowing that he will be killed if he loses. Because of this, the four Loonatics have to head up to the floating wrestling arena to rescue him and Duck before the former dies. The screen fades to black, then fades back into the arena.]
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