I'll check on your order, sir. Please hold.
[Duck jumps off his seat on the couch and lands in front of Slam.]
Just trying to jazz things up a bit. Give the costume a little flare, stand up more in front of the boss lady.
Uh-huh.
[He eats the last watermelon and grins at Duck.]
Like you care.
[We cut to Ace and Lexi walking up to Tech, who is practicing meditation, having been taught by the former on how to do it.]
He's so into the meditating thing.
Ever since I showed him how to do it, nothin' disturbs 'im.
Hello? Hello? [types phone numbers on his phone trying to get a cell signal] This is ridiculous! It's the 28th century. We've got jetpacks, hovercrafts, computer-synchronized Latte makers, but I still can't get a good cell signal on the 134th floor!
[Suddenly, Duck's phone rings. The annoying ringtone disturbs Tech's concentration as his eyes pop open in surprise. Ace and Lexi look on with smug smirks on their faces.]
[annoyed] Duck, shut that ringer off.
At least the ringer works. The rest of it's junk.
Have some respect. I'm clearing my mind, here.
[scoffs] Hmph, please. You need a hazmat team to clear the junk out of your head, Tech. [His phone rings again.] Hello? Hello? [grunts in frustration] I've had it! No more technology for me! From now on, I do everything the old-fashioned way.
Yeah, right. No phone? No EMP-3 Music Blaster 5000?
And no high-tech weapons?
Who needs 'em? My bare hands are lethal weapons.
You couldn't go one low-tech week without high-tech stuff.
Oh-ho-ho, really? Well, I'm not you, Mr. Techno Geek!
[Tech stands up, towering over Duck.]
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