LoisThree more people are claiming to be the President's brother.
Boy, his father was a busy man.
Played by Teri Hatcher
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman · 120 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: in 49 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Kent (17), Perry White (5), Tempus (2)
Scenes with Lois Lane 27
Lois
I just wanted to say goodbye.
LoisGoodbye?! We're partners.
You don't need a partner Lois, you never did.
LoisWell, maybe not, but I was starting to like having one.
That's not how you spell 'aquifer'.
LoisEasy Kent, you CAN be replaced . . . I was already starting to look.
LoisDid you really think I hadn't figured out what it with you and Superman?
What do you mean?
LoisYou idolize the man.
[Lois sits at her desk, staring at Clark. Unconsciously, she starts unbuttoning the first two buttons of her blouse. Clark, hunched over his computer, fails to notice. Lois pulls out a compact, puts some lipstick on, then gets up, and very sexily strolls over to Clark's desk, sits on the edge of it, crosses her legs, hiking up her skirt in the process.]
Lois[singsong] Clark. [Clark continues typing into his work processor.]
Just a sec, Lois. I... [Then, Clark sees the leg, looks slowly up to the unbuttoned blouse, the strange, dreamy-eyed expression on Lois's face.]
LoisWhat'cha working on?
The dock strike. You know, the two sides really aren't that far apart.
Lois[moving closer, huskily] How far apart are they, really?
Lois... are you feeling okay?
LoisNever better. [moving even closer] I just... couldn't help noticing how very... handsome you look today.
Handsome?
LoisVery.
[laughing] Oh. I get it. What do you want? Research? Your VCR fixed? A ride to the airport? A Blind date for your...
LoisNo. I don't want anything. Except... you.
Lois! Please! Get a grip!
LoisBelieve me, I'd love to!
LoisDid I really do the dance of the seven veils?
All seven of them!
I guess I'm not attracted to you.
LoisLiar, you are so attracted to me!
LoisLex wasn't quite himself last night.
Well that must have been a welcome change.
There's no such word as chumpy.
LoisSure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore he's chumpy!
Try again.
LoisAre you challenging me?
You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!
Okay you guys . . .
LoisGuys?
You and Clark.
LoisDid you say Clark?
I heard him say Clark.
Definitely Clark.
Definitely.
We flip for the bed.
LoisHow about I get the bed, I lend you a pillow?
How about we alternate nights?
LoisHow about we don’t.
Well, it’s a big bed, how about we share?
LoisHow about we alternate nights?
Deal.
LoisYou still think I'm crazy?
I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.
S2 Madame Ex
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LoisWe think that your ex-husband might have something to do with that robot that robbed the jewellery store.
VMrs. Vale
[scoffs] Good, maybe I'll start getting my alimony. I can quit this stinking job.
So you think he might have something to do with it?
VMrs. Vale
Well, the jerk was obsessed with robots. His big dream was to create a cyborg. What do you think?
A cyborg? A robot with a human brain?
VMrs. Vale
Perfect playmate for Emmet. Dumping him was the best thing I ever did. The jerk couldn't do anything unless a mechanical device was involved. And I mean anything.
S2 Metallo
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Well, this is a special pleasure, Miss Lane. I'm Tempus. I'm from the future that you and Superman created.
LoisMe and Superman?
A world of peace. A world with no greed or crime. A world so boring you'd blow your brains out, but there are no guns! You wanna know the future, Miss Lane? No one works. No one argues. There are 9000 channels and nothing on! Well, I intend to do something about that.
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