What do you wanna lead off on, the counter-revolution in Russia?
I believe that's a counter-counter-revolution, chief.
Well, who can keep track these days.
“Pheromone, My Lovely” · Season 1
In this episode: Clark Kent (7), Lois Lane (5), Jimmy (2), Perry White (1)
Haven't you ever played hooky before, Lois?
[Lois sits at her desk, staring at Clark. Unconsciously, she starts unbuttoning the first two buttons of her blouse. Clark, hunched over his computer, fails to notice. Lois pulls out a compact, puts some lipstick on, then gets up, and very sexily strolls over to Clark's desk, sits on the edge of it, crosses her legs, hiking up her skirt in the process.]
[singsong] Clark. [Clark continues typing into his work processor.]
Just a sec, Lois. I... [Then, Clark sees the leg, looks slowly up to the unbuttoned blouse, the strange, dreamy-eyed expression on Lois's face.]
What'cha working on?
The dock strike. You know, the two sides really aren't that far apart.
[moving closer, huskily] How far apart are they, really?
Lois... are you feeling okay?
Never better. [moving even closer] I just... couldn't help noticing how very... handsome you look today.
Handsome?
Very.
[laughing] Oh. I get it. What do you want? Research? Your VCR fixed? A ride to the airport? A Blind date for your...
No. I don't want anything. Except... you.
Lois! Please! Get a grip!
Believe me, I'd love to!
Did I really do the dance of the seven veils?
All seven of them!
I guess I'm not attracted to you.
Liar, you are so attracted to me!
Lex wasn't quite himself last night.
Well that must have been a welcome change.
The name's Olsen, James Olsen.
You like what you see, I like what I see, so shall we say cocktails? Tomorrow? Your place?
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