Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman · Season 2
“Tempus Fugitive” · Season 2
In this episode: Tempus (3), Lois Lane (2), Clark Kent (1), Superman (1)
Well, this is a special pleasure, Miss Lane. I'm Tempus. I'm from the future that you and Superman created.
Me and Superman?
A world of peace. A world with no greed or crime. A world so boring you'd blow your brains out, but there are no guns! You wanna know the future, Miss Lane? No one works. No one argues. There are 9000 channels and nothing on! Well, I intend to do something about that.
Um, Lois, did you know that in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why, there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal.
Really?
Yes. But as much as everbody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: HOW... DUMB... WAS SHE? Here. I'll show you what I mean.
[Tempus takes Welles' glasses off his face.]
Look. [puts on the glasses] I'm Clark Kent. [takes glasses off, deeper voice] No. I'm Superman! [glasses on, soft voice] Mild-mannered reporter. [glasses off, deep voice] Superhero! [regular voice, mocking] Hello. Duh! Clark Kent is Superman! [laughs] Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.
Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.
Superman, before I go, I have to ask... why tights? Why a cape? You're a grown man, don't you feel ridiculous?
[leaning in] My mother made it for me.
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