Lois Lane quotes from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Tempus

Um, Lois, did you know that in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why, there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal.

Lois

Really?

Tempus

Yes. But as much as everbody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: HOW... DUMB... WAS SHE? Here. I'll show you what I mean.

Tempus

Look. [puts on the glasses] I'm Clark Kent. [takes glasses off, deeper voice] No. I'm Superman! [glasses on, soft voice] Mild-mannered reporter. [glasses off, deep voice] Superhero! [regular voice, mocking] Hello. Duh! Clark Kent is Superman! [laughs] Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.

Lois Lane

He doesn't love you, Elise. You can tell when a man loves you by the way he treats you, by the way he looks at you, by the way...

Look, Ms. Lane, if you've found the perfect man, then I'm happy for you.

Lois Lane

No, he's about as far from perfect as you get, but I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin. I know that he wants my happiness more than his own.

Lane

Mr. President, we have reason to believe that John Doe is...

... a darn nice guy. I can't disagree. Hell, even I voted for him.

Lois

There's a crisis. What is it? Bank robbery? Terrorist strike? Meteor headed for Earth?

Clark

Ribbon cutting.

Lois

Sorry?

Clark

Sorry I'm late.

Lois

Golf, huh?

Clark

Yeah... it was charity game, Lois. Superman could hardly say 'no'.

Lois

Doesn't seem to be in his vocabulary.

Captain McBride was to take an outmoded weather satellite out of service. With six thousand manmade objects floating around out there, it's pretty crowded.

Clark

(to himself) Tell me about it.