Clark Kent quotes from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Clark Kent

(to Lois) Superman? On TV? I don't think so.

Clark

Haven't you ever played hooky before, Lois?

Clark

Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.

Clark

Huh. (casually dries a plate with his heat vision)

Clark

Pre-school? We don't even get married for three more weeks.

Clark

Do they also require a child?

Clark

Uh, Chief, this material's way too sensitive.

Are you always like this?

Lady, you're a Stradivarius.

One man can't really make a difference, no matter what kind of powers he has.

Clark

Hello?

Clark

Lois?!

Clark

[Trying on his Superman costume for the first time] What do you think?

Well, one thing's for sure, nobody's going to be looking at your face.

Clark

[Realizing what she means] MOM!

[Laughing] Well, they don't call them "tights" for nothing!

Clark

Look, somehow everybody thinks that we were hanging from the chandeliers wearing black leather the other night.

Cat

Ummm. Well, we were interrupted.

Clark

Nine hundred and fifty?

You want cheap, go back to Iowa.

Clark

Kansas.