LoisOh, Clark, you're there. It's horrible. It's terrible...
A character in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Played by Teri Hatcher
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman · 120 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: in 49 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Kent (17), Perry White (5), Tempus (2)
LoisOh, Clark, you're there. It's horrible. It's terrible...
LoisOh! You scared me.
Lois(frantically babbling) Oh. No, uh, no it's just that, oh, well, we're getting marred in four days and I've never been happier in my life and every time that things are gong great between us, something happens, and I just know that something bad is going to happen to mess up our wedding. I just know it!
LoisWell...yeah.
LoisReally?
LaneWell, this year alone I have been shot at, strapped to explosives, and electrocuted. If anyone needs a will made out, its me.
LaneI know two things right now, Tempus is evil and has to be stopped and John Doe is a darn nice guy.
I just hate to see you sitting at home.
LoisI get out plenty. I have dates.
You have interviews. It's not the same thing. Lois, I just want you to meet a super guy.
LoisKent is a hack from Smallville. I couldn't make that name up.
Kent or nobody.
LoisFine. Don't ever say that I'm not a team player.
Lois, Lois, what happened?
LoisBefore or after we were thrown out of the plane?
Air - airplane?
You don't need to bid for my attention, Lois.
LoisYou saw me there? I didn't think you noticed. I thought I was just another face in the crowd.
You will always be special to me, Lois.
LoisI will?
You're the first woman who ever . . . interviewed me.
LoisPartners?
You and Kent. The experience of the battle-scarred veteran paired with the hunger of the exciting, fresh talent.
LoisI am not that scarred, and he is not that exciting.
LoisYou rotten back-stabbing piece of slime! You know some people might be fooled by that innocent boyish exterior but not me, not anymore.
Tea, Lois? It's a calming, herbal blend.
LoisYou could've said that we were sharing some fleeting moment of passion, but no you couldn't think of that could you!
Well, I'll remember that the next time we're in a closet together.
LoisHe's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?
LoisSeems to me if your real parents don't care enough to raise you why give it a second thought?
Because if they gave you away they must have had a reason, and it's that not knowing that kills you.
LoisGood . . . you stick to the touchy feely stuff and I'll concentrate on Superman.
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