Fred Tupper standing up for oppressed women?
I think he's standing up for oppressed boobs.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I don't want a bunch of men leering at me while I pray.
And I don't want you women distracted by my bottom.
Trust me Baber, no one is looking at your bottom.
Western school system! Filling their head with... thinking!
John 8:7: "He among you who has never sinned, cast the first stone" or in this case "he among you who has not got stoned, cast the first sin".
So you didn't fire him.
Not until I ate a couple of his hash brownies at the choir picnic.
[sitting on the barrier to keep Baber from setting it back up] You're not supposed to touch me.
Please, forgive me, sister Rayyan. I totally forgot myself.
Of course.
It'll never happen again
Good
Gimme that piece of wood so I can push her off!
The perfect Muslim solution... Nobody's happy.
Ah! It's not gonna be one of those multi-culty snoozefests with lying speeches and bad skits, is it? No offense.
I'll cancel the camel ride.
[perking up] Camel ride?
"Only use the best", that's my motto!
CClient
I thought your motto was "we build cheap"?
People are afraid of things they don't understand.
That's true. That's why I'm afraid of Baber.
[about Islam in Africa] Yes. From an African perspective. You usually only hear the missionary position.
Baber, please don't talk about things you don't understand.
Then he'd never say anything.
If I don't get to talk, I'm out! I knew this was a bad idea.
I'm with Baber! We're... What's the word?
Boycotting!
I was gonna say "pissed off", but... Yes! We're boycotting!
It's "minbar", not "mini-bar".
Muslims do date.
[butts in] You call that dating? It's more like a job interview.
Mom, no. It's more like window shopping. See, you don't need to taste the cake to know that it's gonna be delicious.
[interrupts again] Of course you do! The cake could look good and still be crummy. Or it may be a fruitcake and you know how we all feel about fruitcake...
Mom! Step away from the metaphor.
FTFred Tupper
I hate to say "I told you so, people of Mercy!"... But I told you so, people of Mercy!
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