[Nani is serving dinner]
[pulls out a burnt casserole out of the oven] Well... Looks like it's ready. Volcano Surprise! [places the casserole on the table and sits down; Pleakley puts his hand over her shoulder]
Oh, it's so good to see my son finally getting married.
So, Wendy tells us you're...
[Pleakley spits out his mild in shock]
"Wendy?!"
My brother, your fiancé, the one-eyed wonder sitting next to you.
His name is Wendy?
You're marrying him and you don't even know his name?
Oh, well... I always just call him Honeykins. [hugs Pleakley]
[Fibber beeps loudly; Stitch grabs Fibber and tosses him into the clothes hamper and shoves laundry into it to stifle the beeping]
Oh, he was always embarrassed by his name. I don't understand why. It means "brave warrior" in Plarganar.
Oh, how I wanted that name.
Maybe he was embarrassed by it because he couldn't live up to it. I mean, look at his career.
Excuse me, but being an Earth expert is highly respectable.
I'm the CEO of a medium-sized galaxy. I have a bathroom in my office. You share a bunkbed with an evil scientist. Do the math, brother.
Okay, okay! Pick on Wendy time is over!
Let's talk about the wedding. Now, how many guests are you having?
Guests? Oh, let's see. About..
None. They're getting married at... City Hall.
[Fibber beeps again; Stitch traps Fibber in the dryer]
That's crazy talk! No son of mine is swearing his intergalactically binding vows without a decent wedding!
[glaring at Lilo] Eternal binding vows?!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Lilo & Stitch: The Series quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Lilo & Stitch: The Series pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.