Where's Annie? She was with me when I got hit over the head. And we just picked up Ravi.
[On radio] DS Carling? Come in. Over.
Ray Carling[On radio, in distance] Yeah, what do you want?
If Annie dies, this will be down to you. Should have left that bloody iron on you.
Ray Carling
[On radio] Right, OK. [To Gene, Sam and Chris] Toolbox has picked up Ravi.
Ray Carling
No.
Maybe if we erm, we, we...
Oh shut up, you bloody big waste of space. Ray take Noddy here and check out Annie's flat. [To Sam] You come with me.
[Catching White Supremacist after throwing brick through a window]
Ray Carling
[angrily] I got shot because of you!
I know. I'm truly sorry, Ray.
Ray Carling
Still, I met a bird, medical bird.
Ray Carling
Big tits, arse like two cox's pippins in a bag.
Ray Carling
No, boss, she was from Barnsley.
[Sam is looking around the pub for Annie and Phyllis notices]
I'm not just a sex goddess, I've got eyes. Go on. [She gestures to outside the pub]
Tell me what I should do, Annie.
[Pause]
[Emotionally] Stay. Here. Forever.
[They kiss]
[Gene pulls up in the car]
TYLER! Put that soppy plonk down and get in! Blag on at Archer Lane, shots fired, lovely! [Chris and Ray emerge from the pub] You two tarts, get in! And you, flash knickers!
You shouldn't be driving with that leg.
Yeah, and so will you be in a minute if you don't get in!
[On the car radio, Sam hears a doctor speaking]
DDoctor
We're losing him. Sam? Sam?
[Can hear heartbeat go faster then flatline.]
[Sam switches radio channels and Life on Mars? quietly plays. Sam turns the volume up.]
What are you doing, Raymondo?
Ray Carling
Can't get the door shut.
You drive like my Aunt Mabel!
If you injure someone while driving this, it's technically a criminal offence!
Oh shut up, you noncey-arsed fairy boy!
[smiling to himself] Such elegant banter! Try and keep under 70, oh, and radio for uniform!
I don't need plod getting in the way!
It's procedure! You're not above the law, you know, guv!
What're you on about? I AM THE LAW!
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