Gene Hunt quotes from Life on Mars

Gene Hunt

[To Sam] Where are you today, then? Here, or Planet of the Clangers?

Gene Hunt

I may be a sheriff, but I'm a deputy to the law.

Gene Hunt

Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.

Gene Hunt

Tits in a jumper, maybe a result.

Gene Hunt

You know, if you were Pinocchio you'd have just poked my eye out!

Gene Hunt

Oi, Romeo. Are we gonna open this bog water or what?

Gene Hunt

Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards!

Gene Hunt

Will someone please put some bog roll in the toilets! I've just had to wipe my arse on Francis Lee!

Gene Hunt

My friend is going to ask you some questions. Personally I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie.

Gene Hunt

There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

Gene Hunt

Oi! Referee! Has anyone ever told you you need glasses, you dozy git? Next time, I run you over!

Gene Hunt

Juries love all that. Makes 'em feel like Columbo.

Gene Hunt

I reckon we can take him, I'll jump on him, you take his gun and Cartwright can jump up and down on his knackers.

Gene Hunt

Always trust the Gene Genie!

Gene Hunt

Now is not the time to have a one night stand with your conscience.