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S2 E8

Life on Mars · Season 2, Episode 8

Sam Tyler, Annie Cartwright and others in “Undercover”

Tell me...

Tell you what, Sam?

Tell me what I should do, Annie.

[Pause]

[Emotionally] Stay. Here. Forever.

Okay, then. I will.

[They kiss]

[Gene pulls up in the car]

TYLER! Put that soppy plonk down and get in! Blag on at Archer Lane, shots fired, lovely! [Chris and Ray emerge from the pub] You two tarts, get in! And you, flash knickers!

You shouldn't be driving with that leg.

Well, I am.

You were shot.

Yeah, and so will you be in a minute if you don't get in!

[On the car radio, Sam hears a doctor speaking]

DDoctor

We're losing him. Sam? Sam?

[Can hear heartbeat go faster then flatline.]

I hate this channel.

[Sam switches radio channels and Life on Mars? quietly plays. Sam turns the volume up.]

That's better.

What are you doing, Raymondo?

Can't get the door shut.

I should be driving.

You drive like my Aunt Mabel!

If you injure someone while driving this, it's technically a criminal offence!

Oh shut up, you noncey-arsed fairy boy!

[smiling to himself] Such elegant banter! Try and keep under 70, oh, and radio for uniform!

I don't need plod getting in the way!

It's procedure! You're not above the law, you know, guv!

What're you on about? I AM THE LAW!

Yeah, in your dreams.

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